Wayne's Joke of the Week
The Morgan City, Louisiana Gazette has provided this report from the 2000 World Women's Liberation Conference recently held in Little Rock, Arkansas.
The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.
Well after the conference I went home and told my dear husband, Winston, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do all the cooking himself! After the first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing. But on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered...
The second speaker, a lady from Russia stood up and said "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and if he wanted clean clothes, he would have to wash them himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing. But on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his laundry, but mine too." The crowd stood and cheered.
The third speaker, an attractive Cajun lady from Breaux Bridge Louisiana, stood up and said, "After last years' conference, I went rat home and tole dat lazy coon ass husband of mine, Boudreaux, I wadn't gonna do no mo'a of his cookin', cleanin', or shoppin' and dat he wuz gonna hafta do it all fer himself."
The crowd roared with approval. "And I tole'em I wadn't gonna be doin no mo cleanin' dem nasty crawfish, giggin' no mo boolfrogs or skinnin' none'a dem muscrats or check'n no mo catfeesh trotlines." The crowd went wild. They cheered while standing on chairs and tables for nearly 10 minutes straight.
When the audience had settled down again, she continued, "afta dat fust day,I didn't saw nuttin'. Afta the second day, I didn't saw nuttin. But afta the thud day, I could see just a little bit betta outta my left eye."
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